What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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