Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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