Already got asked if we're dating
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
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