You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
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