used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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