you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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