mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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