Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
