erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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