I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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