I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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