i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
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