haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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