Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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