I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
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