I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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