these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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