Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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