Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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