My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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