Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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