"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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