My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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