Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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