How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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