what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
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