Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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