When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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