Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
is it fun? or sober?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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