I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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