Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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