did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
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