hell yes lets make some ravioli
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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