And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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