just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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