dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I don't deserve a penis
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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