So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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