Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
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