Who wears a wallet chain?!
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
i out mim tonsoeep
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