Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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