Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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