Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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