I wanna bring you to show and tell
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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