Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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