I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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