He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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