shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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