awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
stop calling my apartment porn island.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
When are your genitals available?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
