Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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