Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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