i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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