idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Randomize
