i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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